The Infamous LiLo List

Posted by Unknown at Thursday, April 03, 2014 0 comments
If you haven´t heard it yet, it´s about time; Just a couple of weeks ago Lindsay Lohan decided to write and share a list with the public. Now you might think, "but what´s wrong with sharing a harmless list", Well the list is not so harmless. To be more precise, the list she decided to write AND numerate, is a list of all her previous lovers, and because of this list over half over the leading men in Hollywood have started sweating.

Now because we do not have the right´s to this list, InTouch owns it, we can not show you a picture of it, but we can mention every person on the list, the way Lindsay Lohan wrote them down:

1: Ashton Kutcher (apparently when he was still together with Demi Moore..ups..)
2: Blurred out
3: Ryan Philippe (Hopefully before or after Reese W)
4: Stavros Niarchos (Paris Hilton´s ex fiancee)
5: P. C. Valmorbida (Don´t know who he is, but we do now)
6: J. Phoenix (If true, lost a little respect for him)
7: Blurred Out
8: Lukas Haas (The little boy from Witness)
9: Nico Tortorella
10: Evan Peters (Now engaged to Emma Roberts)
11: Danny Cipriani (Cutie Rugby player)
12: Maggio Cipriani (no apparent relation to Danny - what´s the odds)
13: B. Del Torro (great actor)
14: Aaron Voros (ex Ranger)
15: Wilmer Valderrama (No surprise there)
16: Blurred Out
17: Jamie Burke
18: Jamie Dornan
19: Zac Efron (No wonder he needed rehab)
20: Orlando Bloom (SAY WHAT!)
21: Justin Timberlake (Hoping it was in the N´sync days, because then he´s forgiven)
22: Brian@GPH (Brian at Grammercy Park Hotel)
23: Josh Mond
24: Colin Farrell (not cutie Farrell :(
25: Heath Ledger (we are ignoring this name, because NO ONE speaks ill of the hot dead guy)
26: Ryan Rottman
27: Max George
28: Guy Berryman
29: James Franco (again, not really a surprise)
30: Adam Levine (BUT he only dates Victorias Secret models)
31: Garret Hedlund
32: Riley 8 (Riley Giles)
33: Blurred Out
34: Petey (Muse) Wright
35: Blurred Out
36: Blurred Out

Judging from the list, you might say that Hollywood is just one big, dysfunctional family.
After seeing the list, we only have to add; We hope they used protection!
Other people might add: Where´s Samantha Ronson?

The favourites I hate

Posted by Nanna at Wednesday, April 02, 2014 0 comments
I know my headline is a bit contradicting, but it is how I feel about the few exercises I'm gonna show you. These little, stupid (yet SUPER effective) exercises are killing me during a class, but they do good! I found them on Tumblr - enjoy!

HIGH KNEES
The higher the better! And you'll be gasping for air honey! If you have the opportunity to get someone to help you, it's going to be even harder! Make your friend/boyfriend/mother//sister/etc hold their hands (basically like she does in the picture) as high as you can get your knees - and make them motivate you to hit their hands everytime your leg rises. 




JUMP SQUATS
These babies will do wonders with you thighs and butt, but remember to get your technique straight! Squats are effective, yes, but when doing them wrong your knees will be the one hurting. Remember to always have your knees behind your toes when doing a squat and when you're doing jump squats like here, remember to immediately after the jump bounce directly to a squat - this way your knees aren't stopping the jump. It's not jump, stop, squat. It's jump, squat! Does it make any sense?



STOMACH TONER
This is the best exercise for your stomach! It's gonna bite, but it'll be worth it! If you feel it in your back, you need to tighten and suck in that stomach as hard as you possibly can! This way it's going to be your stomach doing the exercise and not your back.

Smoke Weed Everyday...

Posted by Unknown at Tuesday, April 01, 2014 1 comments
So it´s no surprise that Miley Cyrus has done a lot of shocking things lately, and honestly it´s now surprise that she smokes smack constantly. Alone her stage walk where she decided to light up a dooby on stage in Amsterdam, was mentioned everywhere. However apparently she does not just light up for the public, but also enjoys lighting up A LOT in private.
According to Wiz Khalifa she "´s blowing like a train", so we three weird girls were wondering, is she starting to have an addiction.

It started out with some innocent sage bong smoking, but it seems to be spiraling out of control for Miley and we would even start to claim that she is smoking more then Snoop Lion aka Snoop Dog - so that´s A LOT!

But what´s your opinion about Miley´s evolution from disney start, to bong smoker, to smoker and now to weed smoker?

























































Captain America: The Winter Soldier

Posted by Unknown at Monday, March 31, 2014 0 comments

TIME FOR JUSTICE AND EAGLES!



That's right, it's time to review Captain America 2: The Winter Soldier! Which is a movie I've been waiting impatiently for since the first movie about Steve Rogers. And especially since I saw The Avengers. So I was practically buzzing with anticipation when my mum and me sat down in the movie theatre last Thursday night.
Warning: Spoilers ahead.
The story of Captain America 2 takes place two years after the events of The Avengers and Steve Rogers now lives in Washington, D.C. and continues to work for S.H.I.E.L.D., but struggles to adapt to contemporary society. Some terrible events transpires and a special S.H.I.E.L.D agent is killed. Now Captain America alongside his new friend, war veteran Sam Wilson (aka the Falcon) and his fellow agent Natasha Romanoff have to work together to figure out who is out to get them and battle a new threat from old history: the Soviet agent known as the Winter Soldier.

One of the things I love most about this movie is that it doesn't step around the whole "Man Out Of Time" thing, because a huge part of what makes Steve Rogers Steve Rogers, is that fact. He is not like other men around these times, but he is not like other men back from his own time. He is everything good about mankind, he has a natural sense of leadership, and a pure power of will that he uses for good. Which is one of the many reasons Cap is one of my favourite Avengers. Chris Evans, the actor who portrays Rogers, said "He's gone from the '40s to today; he comes from a world where people were a little more trusting, the threats not as deep. Now, it's harder to tell who's right and wrong. Actions you take to protect people from threats could compromise liberties and privacy. That's tough for Steve to swallow."[*]. And he is so right. And that is one of the main themes in this movie. Who to trust. Because in the end, is the only person you can trust yourself? Giving other people your trust is a great risk these days, which is something Rogers learns the hard way. But as I was saying, I loved that they didn't just gloss over his trouble with the modern world. And they didn't skip over his first love Miss Peggy Carter and her current situation. She was an important part of Steve's "old" life, and a link to his past. So even if it was only a 5 minute (heartbreaking) scene, it was very important to show it.



Another great thing about this movie (there is a lot of great things about this movie) is Black Widow and the fact that they actually gave her the screen time she so rightfully deserves. And hopefully this will make the Film Studio realise that a Black Widow solo movie (about her origin) could easily be done and successful. Actress Scarlett Johansson, who plays Romaoff, delivers a emotionally resonant Black Widow this time around, and we get to know the character more. And because she has a bigger role than in her former movies, Johansson gets to show us what an amazing choice she was for this role. She’s far more interesting because we get insight into the “why” when it comes to her choice to switch sides (she used to be a KGB agent) and to live a life full of duplicity, and we see more nuance to the emotional toll this has taken on her while she still ultimately prefers those choices and stands by them. There’s also some particularly cool tension surrounding just how much she can be trusted to keep breaking the rules on behalf of superheroes who presume far too much about her friendship and her loyalties — she seems to want to do the right thing, but she’s made different choices in the past and her conception of “the right thing” these days is more often than not as gray as her boss’ worldview.


Movie Concept Art - Marvel Studios
One of the things I'm not gonna dive into about this movie is the Winter Soldier himself. Because I won't be able to without crying. Because it's too damn painful. It's been pailful since The First Avenger. Also just want to give a shout out to the Revenge Goddess herself, Emily VanCamp, who plays a minor role (that might come back) of Agent 13, who in the comics was an on/off again girlfriend of Steve Rogers.
To wrap up this post, I will say that the movie has a great pace, or at least I thought it did. Sometimes my opinion on movie pacing is so far off from everybody else's. There’s just enough ups and downs on the storyline and action to give it a feel of natural flow on events, which is great.
I will say that this is not really a super hero movie, like the X-men or Batman movies. It’s more of an action thriller movie that happens to have super heroes in it.

Also the events in this movie is making me hella excited for the new episodes of Marvel's Agents of S.H.E.I.L.D. Which is also a show you should go watch if you are a Marvel fan.

I'm gonna go now, and leave you with a tv spot, that really makes me want to see the movie again.


TIME FOR SOME LIPPY COLOUR FUN!

Posted by Unknown at Friday, March 28, 2014 0 comments
Excuse the odd title, but I lack creativity at the moment, so you'll have to forgive me.
Also sorry about the formatting, but this platform sucks at that.

But the topic of today's Fashion Friday, is lip colour! Since recently I've become slightly obsessed with colour on my lips. I don't know what happened really, because normally the only make up I care about is nail polish (that is make up, right?).
So I thought I would write a little review of the lip colours I've gotten my grappy little hands on lately.


My (fast growing) collection consists of:
(from left to right:
Rimmel London Lasting Finish Colour Rush, Clinique Chubby Stick,
Max Factor Colour Elixir Giant Pen Stick)
First off, I'm gonna show you the Max Factor Colour Elixir, which was the first one I bought last year. And then later got another one as a birthday present from a friend.
         
(top: "Couture Blush 10", bottom: "Designer Blossom 30")


First up is the red "Designer Blossom". Now this colour is a bit tricky, as it looks pretty red, but actually it's not really that red. It's more like a dark pink when it's on the lips. But maybe it depends on the lips, I don't know. I tend to use this as an evening colour, because it is a bit dark and "serious". But don't buy this thinking it's a great dark red colour like the classic red lipsticks. Because it's not.



Here you can see it on my lips, and you can see what I meant by it not being red. But I guess you can just give it another layer, until you're satisfied with the intensity. That's the great thing about these lip colour balms is that they don't feel heavy on you lips, no matter how thick a layer you put on.


Next up is the "Couture Blush", also from Max Factor. This one is pretty much the colour it shows. A light pink.


This one is very similar to my own "natural" lip colour, but just enhances it a bit and gives it a bit of a shine. Which is why I use it for daytime and daily life.

I am very much happy with my Max Factor Elixir sticks, but the one downside is that they have to be sharpened manually, which means a lot of colour goes to waste when you sharpen it. So I think these will be used up much faster than the others.

The price I got them at was around 11£ (99kr), which is a bit pricey I might add, but worth it.

Next on the list is the Rimmel London one.

(colour: "give me a cuddle")

This one is my newest purchase, and it was like 20% off or something. I wanted to try another brand of these lip colour balms and this one looked fine.

The colour looks a bit like the "Couture Blush" from Max Factor, but feels different on the lips, and doesn't have the shine. It "dries" pretty quickly, which means it doesn't feel sticky on your lips. But I feel it does not last as long as the others and you need to reapply often. But it is easy to apply and feels soft and smooth on lips, so it's a minor thing. And one great thing about this one is that it doesn't need to be sharpened, but you just turn the bottom, and more colour comes out. So nothing goes to waste.

The price is normally at around 7£ (69kr), so it's the cheapest one I own.



The last one of my little lovelies is the Clinique Chubby Stick. I would have waited for my birthday and asked for it as a present, because it is the most expensive one. But I had a gift card, so I only had to spend 2£ on it. So score.


(colour: "05 chunky cherry")


This is a red/light pink colour, that like "Designer Blossom" ain't as red on the lips as the container makes you think.
The thing that sets it apart from the Max Factor one, is the feel when you apply it. It goes smoothly over your lips and makes them
feel soft and nice. They give a great moisture, more so than the others, and I like that part. I feel like this colour last quite long, at least longer than the Rimmel London. It doesn't dry out as fast either.
What I like about this product too is the container, which is a clean simple look, that doesn't make you feel like you're painting your lips with a crayon. And like the Rimmel London one, it also has the twist function, so none of the colour goes to waste. Which at the price it's selling at, is a blessing.


And that's that for my lips and their new found colour! I don't really know which one I prefer, but I do think I'll end up buying more from Rimmel London, since it is the cheapest and is a nice product. And I do really like it. And I guess if someone handed me another Chubby Stick, I wouldn't turn it down.
But really, with these types of products you really need to test them out for yourself. Maybe the feel of the product is different on other peoples lips, I don't know. So go out there and try a little colour for your lips!


(also, so so sorry this has been posted so late (if you didn't notice, then nevermind), but I am currently in the process of moving, so I've been pretty busy, and I'm so sorry it had to affect the blog).

What´s up with that ASS!

Posted by Unknown at Thursday, March 27, 2014 0 comments
Currently I´m doing my internship at an event venue and me and my fellow intern started talking about Kim Kardashian´s ass. To be more precise: What up with that ass!
Kim´s bum has been discussed many times in the media: Is it fake? Is it real? Is the Kardashian family aliens? Okay the last one is just something we´re saying, not really the press.
To get closer to that ass, we thought we would sum it down to pictures of Kim´s Ass-story (ass + history = ass-story, for all you dummies out there)

Pre-Reality Ass
Flat and covered up by oversized sweaters. Let us just quickly point out Khloe, who now is the hottest of all of them. Great transformation Khloe!





















Reality Ass
By reality ass, we mean the ass she had when the whole "Keeping Up with the Kardashians" started. Still a little flat, but not covered by oversized sweaters, but squeezed into some tight jeans.






































Football Ass
Also known as the flaunting of the ass period. This is when Kim realized that her ass could make some money, which meant that every pose was ass-fixated.
Lets get some ass up in the air
Beach Ass
There era between Reggie and Kris, is called the beach era, because it looked like every photo of Kim was beach related. 

Basket Ass
Then came Kris and DRAMA, DRAMA, DRAMA! This era is also known as Sophisticated Ass

Crying Ass
Well she does cry a lot!

Baby Ass
Then can Baby North West, and suddenly her ass was out of focus and everything else was in focus.
But that ass still rocked a bikini

KimYe Ass
Then came the ring and the name KimYe and everything was back to normal and ass-tastic!

Progresssss!

Posted by Nanna at Wednesday, March 26, 2014 0 comments
I am a HUGE fan of progress pictures on my Fitblr (fitness on Tumblr, if you were wondering!). It is such a huge motivation for me to see how far other people have gone! It is amazing what the human body is capable of - what the skin if able to do! Stretch so much and still tighten again. I am amazed!
If you're just as interested in this as me, here's a great tumblr to follow! beforeandafterfatlosspics














 

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