The Infamous LiLo List

If you haven´t heard it yet, it´s about time; Just a couple of weeks ago Lindsay Lohan decided to write and share a list with the public. Now you might think, "but what´s wrong with sharing a harmless list", Well the list is not so harmless. To be more precise, the list she decided to write AND numerate, is a list of all her previous lovers, and because of this list over half over the leading men in Hollywood have started sweating.

Now because we do not have the right´s to this list, InTouch owns it, we can not show you a picture of it, but we can mention every person on the list, the way Lindsay Lohan wrote them down:

1: Ashton Kutcher (apparently when he was still together with Demi Moore..ups..)
2: Blurred out
3: Ryan Philippe (Hopefully before or after Reese W)
4: Stavros Niarchos (Paris Hilton´s ex fiancee)
5: P. C. Valmorbida (Don´t know who he is, but we do now)
6: J. Phoenix (If true, lost a little respect for him)
7: Blurred Out
8: Lukas Haas (The little boy from Witness)
9: Nico Tortorella
10: Evan Peters (Now engaged to Emma Roberts)
11: Danny Cipriani (Cutie Rugby player)
12: Maggio Cipriani (no apparent relation to Danny - what´s the odds)
13: B. Del Torro (great actor)
14: Aaron Voros (ex Ranger)
15: Wilmer Valderrama (No surprise there)
16: Blurred Out
17: Jamie Burke
18: Jamie Dornan
19: Zac Efron (No wonder he needed rehab)
20: Orlando Bloom (SAY WHAT!)
21: Justin Timberlake (Hoping it was in the N´sync days, because then he´s forgiven)
22: Brian@GPH (Brian at Grammercy Park Hotel)
23: Josh Mond
24: Colin Farrell (not cutie Farrell :(
25: Heath Ledger (we are ignoring this name, because NO ONE speaks ill of the hot dead guy)
26: Ryan Rottman
27: Max George
28: Guy Berryman
29: James Franco (again, not really a surprise)
30: Adam Levine (BUT he only dates Victorias Secret models)
31: Garret Hedlund
32: Riley 8 (Riley Giles)
33: Blurred Out
34: Petey (Muse) Wright
35: Blurred Out
36: Blurred Out

Judging from the list, you might say that Hollywood is just one big, dysfunctional family.

After seeing the list, we only have to add; We hope they used protection!
Other people might add: Where´s Samantha Ronson?