So yes, I'm gonna tell you all about a little bird named Flappy. He is gonna be your worst enemy. I mean, you're gonna absolutely hate him. Also he's gonna make you want to throw you phone into a wall.
The objective of this little game is quite simple and straight forward. You just tap the screen to make the bird flap his little wings, and you have to try to get him through the space between the pipes.
But this bird is so damn stupid, because he bounces so much between his flapping, that he can be a pain to control. I mean, I tried about seven times before I even got a score over 4.
But this bird is so damn stupid, because he bounces so much between his flapping, that he can be a pain to control. I mean, I tried about seven times before I even got a score over 4.
But then, three hours ago, I hit the jackpot, and I was ecstatic.
BUT THEN! THIS HAPPENED AN HOUR LATER (yeah, I've played the game for about 4 hours straight, I'm sorry, I'm trash).
But I am now certain I will never achieve a higher score, and I should just retire from playing. It was nice while it lasted. (I'm lying, I'm gonna play it forever and ever. This is my version of candy crush)
So yeah, if you're interested in this hellish game, it's free and available through app store, and the android store.
And now, if you'll excuse me, I have a bird to kill multiple times by slamming it into the ground.
UPDATE: Today I got a score of 14, and I've never been happier.
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